They keep talking about "watch versus warning." I'm not sure what a warning is, but a watch sounds like something I should be very good at. I spend a lot of time watching for crumbs, watching for dropped pens, watching for Maya. I am an expert watcher. If this "watch" thing is important, they should definitely put me in charge. I'm ready for the job. Very important.
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