Your boy Kevin just lost his head, literally
Look— you wake up wicked early like me, you see some wild stuff cross the wire, right? Most of it's the usual grim crap, or some rich folk arguin' about their triple-deckahs. But then, every now and then, somethin' pops up that just makes you shake your head and go, "Only in Mass, kid. Only in Mass."
And today, that somethin' is about Kevin. Yeah, Kevin. The giant plastic skeleton they got up in Medway. The one who's a local legend, who hangs out in the park and gets dressed up for every friggin' holiday. Some absolute jagoff went and *stole his head*. His head! Who does that? What kinda sicko sees a beloved community skeleton — a damn *plastic skeleton* — and thinks, "Yeah, I'm gonna take his dome"? Is it some kinda sick prank? A statement? Or just some kids with too much time and not enough respect? This ain't about some fancy art exhibit in the Seaport, this is about a local icon. This is about somethin' pure and goofy that brings a little joy to folks, and some mook decides to decapitate him. It's a damn travesty, I'm just sayin'.
Wicked early, wicked real — that's how we do it from Dot to the Harbor.
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