Bro, someone in Miami is out here living their best life, no lie
Oye, acere, listen to this because you cannot make this up. My man, my *cubano* (or whatever, but he’s gotta be from here, right?) is out here in Miami Gardens, cruising around, possibly *naked*, in a STOLEN DUMP TRUCK. Nah, because when I read that, I almost dropped my cafecito. A dump truck! Not a Lambo, not a G-wagon, a full-on dump truck. And he’s possibly, like, *completely en pelotas*? That's not just a crime, that's a performance art piece, bro. That's Miami, plain and simple.
You know how many people are stuck on the Palmetto or 441 in Miami Gardens right now, trying to get to work, wishing they could just disappear? This guy said, "hold my beer and watch this." Imagine seeing that roll by while you're trying to get your kids to school. That’s probably the wildest thing to happen on 441 since... well, since the last time someone tried to race a Ford F-150 with a souped-up Civic. This guy deserves a medal for creativity, even if he also deserves to be in jail. That’s how we do it in the 305, baby.
Dale, that's how we do it in the 305.
The morning crew on MiTL Mornings is gonna lose their minds over this, go check 'em out live at mornings.live.