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Power Outage Near Me? Really, Seattle?

Alright, listen—listen—LISTEN. We got a nominee. We got a strong nominee, and I’m telling you, it’s not even a competition. Forget all the other stuff. We got people in Seattle losing power, and what are they doing? They’re Googling “power outage near me.” No, no, no. C’mon, boss. Don't do that. You see what I'm saying though? That’s not a mistake… that’s a lifestyle!

You know you got a power outage! You’re living it! Your phone is probably at 12%, and you’re using those precious electrons to ask the internet if your lights are off. I’m not judging. I’m observing. That’s crazy… but it's also you. The lights are out! You’re literally in the dark! What do you expect Google to say? "Surprise! You have power, but your light switch is upside down!" Get out of here! This is a clear winner. Tommy, you gotta weigh in on this.

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