Dumb Sh*t Nominee ·

Someone proposed with a donut box. You gotta see this.

Alright, listen—listen—LISTEN. I'm scrolling, right? Just doing my thing, minding my business, trying to find some actual news, and what do I see trending? “Dunkin ring box.” A *Dunkin* ring box.

Tommy, you see this? You see what’s happening out there? People are proposing with *donut boxes*. That's not a mistake… that’s a lifestyle, and frankly, it’s a lifestyle choice that deserves to be highlighted. We got a nominee. We got a strong nominee for the Dumb Sh*t Award. I'm not judging. I'm observing. And what I'm observing is a fundamental misunderstanding of romance. Or maybe, maybe it's the most genius thing ever. Respectfully… no.

C'mon, boss. Don't do that. Don't put a ring in a box that held a cruller. Unless… unless the cruller is also the ring. Is that what we're doing now? Are we giving edible rings? Tommy, weigh in. You got thoughts on this, right?

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