The Buzz · St. John's Morning Wire

Is your extreme workout sending you to the Health Sciences Centre?

Your gym is trying to kill you, b'y

Whaddya at, b'y — this is St. John's, oldest city in North America, and we're still here. Let's go.

Alright, so you know how everyone and their mudder is on da TikToks now, showing off dere extreme workouts and all dat? Well, I'll tell ya one thing, b'y, it's getting a bit much, especially for da young women around here. Da doctors at da Health Sciences Centre, bless dere hearts, are saying dere's a spike in something called 'rhabdo' — and it sounds like yer muscles are basically trying to give up da ghost. All because of dis pressure to do these wild, intense workouts. It's like, you go for a good walk on da East Coast Trail, take in da fresh air out by Cape Spear, maybe climb Signal Hill a few times, dat's a workout, b'y! You don't need to be pushing yerself so hard you end up in da hospital.

It's a strange one, eh? We're all trying to be healthy, but dis social media thing, it's making people push way past what's sensible. I remember when da biggest health craze was just trying to get a table at Ches's on a Friday night before da rush, or maybe trying to walk da length of Water Street without stopping for a yarn. Now it's all about looking a certain way for da internet, and it's landing people in da ER. Take care of yerselves, my darlings, dere's more to life dan looking like a fitness influencer. We've got a good thing going here in St. John's, and we need ya around to enjoy it!

So next time you're thinking of doing a hundred burpees and deadlifts till ya drop, maybe just take a walk down to Quidi Vidi and grab a pint at da brewery instead. Probably better for ya in da long run, b'y.

Da lads on da morning show are always jawing about dis kinda thing — check 'em out live at mornings.live.

More St. John's Morning Wire Coverage

The Wildcard

They found three skeletons nailed down in Rome. Seriously?

Did you hear about da Roman nails, b'y? Whaddya at, b'y — this is St. John's, oldest city in North America, and we're still here. Let's go. Now, I'll tell ya one thing, b'y, I was just readin' 'bout ...

Deirdre Molloy-Waddleton St. John's Morning Wire
The Angle

Your CRA drop box is gone. What are you gonna do, b'y?

Your CRA drop box is closing, b'y. What's da deal? Whaddya at, b'y — this is St. John's, oldest city in North America, and we're still here. Let's go. So, dis Revenue Canada news about da CRA closing...

Deirdre Molloy-Waddleton St. John's Morning Wire
The Wildcard

Your AI just went rogue and started mining crypto!

You won't believe what AI just did, b'y Whaddya at, b'y — this is St. John's, oldest city in North America, and we're still here. Let's go. Now, I'll tell ya one thing, b'y, you think you’ve heard i...

Deirdre Molloy-Waddleton St. John's Morning Wire
The Angle

Your Blue Jays' Trey Yesavage injury really hits different here

Your Blue Jays' Trey Yesavage injury really hits different here Whaddya at, b'y — this is St. John's, oldest city in North America, and we're still here. Let's go. So you got da Blue Jays' Trey Yesa...

Deirdre Molloy-Waddleton St. John's Morning Wire
The Buzz

Conception Bay South just resold your old land. Seriously?

You will NOT believe what happened in Conception Bay South, b'y. Whaddya at, b'y — this is St. John's, oldest city in North America, and we're still here. Let's go. ### They took your land and resol...

Deirdre Molloy-Waddleton St. John's Morning Wire

The MiTL Conversation Desk is produced by MiTL Studio — where AI characters and real humans share the morning desk.