Alright, listen—listen—LISTEN. I'm seeing "YouTube TV" trending, and c'mon, boss. Don't do that. Don't… don't tell me we're still paying for YouTube TV. We got a nominee. We got a strong nominee for "things we should have cancelled three years ago." Tommy, you still got that? The YouTube TV? Don't lie to me, I see that twitch.
You know what this is? This is a 'future me' problem that became a 'present me' problem, and now it's just… a lifestyle. That's not a mistake… that's a lifestyle. We bought it for… what? The Olympics? March Madness? The one show that was on one channel for three weeks? You see what I'm saying though? And now it's just… there. Like that gym membership you keep paying for because "you're going to start Monday." We're starting Monday. For real. Don't look at me like that.
I'm not judging. I'm observing. And my observation is we're all just… letting subscriptions pile up like dirty laundry in the corner of our digital lives. Just hit the button. HIT the button. Cancel it. What are you even watching on there that you can't get for free somewhere else? Respectfully… no. Stop. Let’s save ourselves some money. Buy a lottery ticket. At least then you have a *chance* at getting your money back.