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YouTube TV? More like YouTube chew toy.

They're talking about "YouTube TV" again. I don't know what kind of TV that is. Is it a chew toy? Is it one of those things with the loud noises and the moving pictures that look like other dogs but don't smell like other dogs? Frankie just tried to show me something on his screen but it just looked like a smaller loud noise box. I prefer the big ones. They have more potential for belly rubs when the humans are distracted.

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